Kanye West still going strong

Posted in Kanye West with tags , , , , , , , on November 18, 2007 by FatGirlSlim


I’m sure by now plenty of you probably know who Kanye West is. For those of you who aren’t familiar with Mr. West, he is a rapper/record producer on the Def Jam label. Many have come to know Kanye for is temper tantrums and for the controversial statement he made during the Hurricane Katrina Fundraiser “George Bush doesn’t care about black people”.

This year Kanye has manage to put all the tantrums behind him and released a phenomenal album entitled Graduation. Despite all the praise that he has gotten for the album, Kanye was hit with a blow that most of us would never even dream on going through. On Saturday, November 10, 2007, Kanye West lost his mom, Dr. Donda West due to complications from cosmetic surgery.

Even though Kanye West is going through a tough time he still attempted to perform at a live concert in Paris, France.

Courtesy of French newspaper Le Parisian:

He said the word, ‘Mother’ and just couldn’t go any further. A back-up singer, the DJ and a guitar player came over to console him. It looked like he might collapse. He just couldn’t continue. He just stood there in a spotlight, crying while the band continued playing.

Kanye then reportedly walked off the stage, regained his composure and returned to perform his hit song Stronger
He kept shouting out to the audience, ‘I need you… I need you right now.’ and the public was screaming back. It was magic.


Wow, the things we do when our hormones start talking

Posted in Horny Man with tags , , , , , , on November 18, 2007 by FatGirlSlim

I know, I know, we all get a little horny sometimes. When those horny hormones start kicking in we run to the nearest person of the opposite sex (in other cases sometimes the same sex) to relieve ourselves. Well the guy in the story below had other ideas. He didn’t want to run to either sex. He decided that we would take his horny frustrations out on the nearest bicycle. That’s right folks….BICYCLE.


A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation.

Robert Stewart, 51, admitted a sexually aggravated breach of the peace by conducting himself in a disorderly manner and simulating sex.

Sheriff Colin Miller also placed Stewart on the Sex Offenders Register for three years.

Mr Stewart was caught in the act with his bicycle by cleaners in his bedroom at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr.

Gail Davidson, prosecuting, told Ayr Sheriff Court: “They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply.
“They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white t-shirt, naked from the waist down.
“The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex.”

Both cleaners, who were “extremely shocked”, told the hostel manager who called police.

Sheriff Colin Miller told Stewart: “In almost four decades in the law I thought I had come across every perversion known to mankind, but this is a new one on me. I have never heard of a ‘cycle-sexualist’.”

Stewart had denied the offence, claiming it was caused by a misunderstanding after he had too much to drink.
The bachelor had been living in the hostel since October 2006 after moving from his council house in Girvan.
He now lives in Ayr.

Courtesy of BBC News

Are you on a diet?

Posted in Diet with tags , , , , , , , on November 17, 2007 by FatGirlSlim


Yes folks, the dreaded “D” word. I finally started my fat a** on a diet about a week ago. Let’s just say that this is probably my 50th diet for the year. You people can laugh all you want but I know that there are plenty of you out there that know exactly what i’m talking about.

So anyway, I decided that this time I will change it up and just go slow and gradually make some progress. Folks it’s been one week and I must admit that i’m doing farely well. I do have some cravings here and there but I programmed myself to not over do it. If for whatever reason i’m craving chips then I will just eat a handful of chips instead of the entire bag. Remember the slogan “Slow and steady wins the race”? Well this is the approach that you MUST take when you’re dieting. We did not get fat overnight and we certainly will not lose the weight overnight.

I’ve made a list of what i’m doing below, be sure to check it out and leave some feedback.

Current weight- 180lbs
Target weight- 150lbs
Time Frame- 1 Year or less

Sample Meal Plan
Morning 8:00am – Oatmeal, banana, Cup of Soy Milk
Snack 10:00am – Handfull of Almonds/Cereal Bar and Glass of Water
Lunch 12:00pm – Chicken Salad (hold the dressing)
Snack 2:00pm – Fruit and Glass of Water
Dinner 5:00 pm – Salmon with Brown rice and Broccoli
Snack 7:00pm – Fruit

Welcome to the Fatgirlslim Blog,

Posted in Welcome with tags , , , on November 17, 2007 by FatGirlSlim

I am your humble host Fat Girl (you can call me this for now). Basically, this blog will take you through the trials and tribulations of my everyday life. I will touch on everything from my diet, to my workout plan, to my job, etc. Whatever is going on in my life will be on this blog. So, sit back and enjoy the ride. It will be a bit bumpy but hopefully I will be able to smooth it out along the way.